This Sucks™ is a super-carbon negative brand, sucking as much as 90 times more planet warming carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere than we emit

We’re making it happen by donating 75% of our profits to reforestation projects in Australia and NZ

How does it all work?
Let's look at This Coffee Sucks™

THIS COFFEE SUCKS UP A THIRD OF YOUR DAILY CARBON EMISSIONS WITH EVERY DOUBLE-SHOT!

For every kilo of This Coffee Sucks™ sold, we purchase 627 kilos of carbon offsets

Enough to neutralise the roughly 7 kilo carbon footprint of growing, roasting, and transporting our coffee

...with 620 kilos extra for good measure!

That’s 13kg of CO2 sucked for every double espresso made with This Coffee Sucks™

The average Australian emits 39kg of CO2 per day

... so a third of your daily emissions are sucked back over one cup!

THREE DOUBLES A DAY AND YOU’RE
CARBON NEUTRAL!

  • CARBON OFFSET 9000%

    Yup! We've offset the carbon footprint of our coffee not once... not twice... but 90 times!

  • SPECIALTY COFFEE BEANS

    We use coffee beans that have been certified Specialty Coffee Grade by the Brazilian Specialty Coffee Association. Certified specialty coffee beans are the most premium beans, grown in ideal conditions by experienced farmers, dedicated to their craft, with a focus on quality… not quantity. The result is as you’d imagine a more complex, sweeter and smoother cup of coffee than you get from "commercial coffee beans".

  • SINGLE ORIGIN

    Our beans come from just one farm: Fazenda Pinhal, located in Campos das Vertentes, Minas Gerais, Brazil. The farms are managed by fifth generation coffee grower Pedro and his father Joao Newton.

  • SUSTAINABLY SOURCED

    Fazenda Pinhal has been awarded "Brazil’s Most Sustainable Farm" by the Brazil Specialty Coffee Association. Learn more

  • SMALL-BATCH ROASTED

    Our coffee is roasted here in Australia in small batches no larger than 12kg at a time, ensuring perfection and consistency!

  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

    We're so sure you'll love this coffee, we're offering a 100% money back guarantee! Just send back the unused portion within 5 days of receiving your order for a full refund!

  • FREE SHIPPING OVER $70

    Order $70 or more of coffee and get free shipping Australia-wide

CARBON NEGATIVE
FUTURE POSITIVE

Three doubles a day might be a stretch. We don’t want you climbing the walls to hit carbon neutral.

Why not add in a couple of bottles of This Water Sucks™ to get you there instead?

  • CARBON OFFSET 4500%

    This water sucks 14kg of CO2 out of the atmosphere for every litre. That's a little over a third of your daily carbon footprint!

    How does that happen? For every litre sold, we purchase 14.3kg of carbon offsets. Enough to neutralise the roughly 300g carbon footprint of producing and distributing the water, with 14kg extra for good measure.

  • INTERNATIONAL AWARD WINNER

    We use Beloka Water, consistently ranked one of the top 3 mineral waters in the world! Winners of Gold, Silver and Bronze medals at the FineWaters International Water Tasting Competition in 2017, 2019, 2021 and 2023.

  • AUSTRALIAN ALPINE SOURCED

    This balanced, mineral-rich water is sourced from the unspoilt Kosciuszko National Park where it is filtered through 500 million year old geological strata.

  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!

    We're so sure you'll love our products, we're offering a 100% money back guarantee! Just send back the unused portion within 5 days of receiving your order for a full refund!

 
 

POSITIVE
 
 

STEPS

With your help we've sucked over 159,000kg of CO2eq out of the atmosphere so far.

We take our commitment to the environment seriously. This is why we have partnered with Greenfleet.

Learn more
ALWAYS
OPTIMISM

It’s time to form new habits. Fight carbon with choices. To make what sucks right.

This Sucks™
by Heavy Goods Pty Ltd
Adelaide, Australia
ABN 95 655 539 316

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In the spirit of reconciliation, This Sucks™ acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their Elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.

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